Good News, Bryan!
Today, instead of gloating about your upcoming punishment for not posting, I have decided that I would discuss and analyze some of my favorite quotes.
Oh, but in case you forgot, I have yet to break a rule, while you have broken two thus far.
Without further ado, my three favorite quotes:
“Max, trust me, there will come a day when you or I will become wrapped up in senior life and just forget to post. There will be punishments.”
Bryan Rainey said this dandy quote.
Bryan, long ago in the month of May, I called that I would not be a rule breaker, but that you would. I would have to applaud you for your acceptance to failure so long ago though.
“So here I am now. I was so sure that you were going to be the first TPA blogger to be punished.”
Bryan Rainey said this on June 17, 2011, in his post.
Here is my analysis. This quote was funny then, because so many people thought that I would be first, but here we are, with you receiving both of the punishment for breaking rules thus far. Irony.
My last quote is as follows:
“Max, I will never forget to blog.”
Bryan Rainey said this ironic quote on August 25, 2011.
Bryan, literally less than a week ago I approached you at your locker before school and expressed my amazement that you posted since you had not even started a post when I went to sleep. This was your response.
Bryan, I am not shocked that you forgot. Honestly, Friday posts are just unfair. Last Friday, I had 20 minutes to write my post after factoring in the time it would take to find something pirate looking to wear to our football game.
Now for something less tense, the poll results.
It would appear as though people enjoy Pegasus (11 votes) over a unicorn (7 votes). Bryan, I voted for unicorns. Your assumption that a Pegasus is just a flying unicorn seems to show your hubris. You assumed that the Vlogbrothers were up on their exotic horse breeds, but they are not.
Unicorns can dip their horn in a polluted river and make it clean.
I have not decided my poll yet, but you can be sure that this poll will actually make sense.
Now about your punishment, Bryan. I have not figured it out for sure yet, but I have some ideas. I suppose you will want to know my ideas, right?
- Get 50 meters on QWOP and video it.
- Compose a song, complete with lyrics depicting all the ways I am better than you are, to the tune of some song of my choice; I am thinking Brittany Spears.
- Cut an entire pizza at your normal Chicago’s Pizza using only the supplied fork.
- Find all of my grammar errors in a future blog of mine.
- Write a 300 word blog in German with a translation in English.
So Bryan, I do not want the punishment to be something terrible, because I am merciful, unlike you, but I do know that if I ever should break a rule, that you will not return the favor.
Here is a cat.
Until tomorrow Bryan,
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Clarification: the forks at Chicago's Pizza are not plastic, but they ARE inhumane.
ReplyDeleteif you want him to be constantly reminded that he was the first to forget to post, have him shave his eyebrows before his senior pictures.
ReplyDeleteHe already got them.
ReplyDeleteIf he is to write a song, he should have to compose the music himself rather than swapping lyrics out...i feel that would be more challenging for him.
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