Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Friday, September 2, 2011

Wake Me up When September Ends - Green Day


Yes, Bryan,

Fall is here.  A fall, is here.  Time for sneezing and time for cheer.

Well, you catch my drift.

Today marks my first post in September and we are already up to 7150 page views, not to mention that we have our 100th post tomorrow, which is a huge leap for us.  We should probably hope that nothing happens after 100 posts on our blog to make it funky.

It’s Friday, which for the time being means that I will post numerous media resources in an effort to make my blogging quick to compensate for my lack of time.

Here is my first one.  Bryan, not only do they sing to my name, but they also sing a song that we will be using for our religion project.


Okay, so many people have been wondering what Bryan’s punishment will be, including me.  After long meditation and contemplation, I have determined the optimal punishment that is neither too difficult nor too torturous.

Bryan, you will be glorifying all the ways in which I am better than you to the tune of Animal by Neon Trees.  Please be aware that if you just change a few words, then I will just make you do another song, so do it right the first time!  Lastly, I do give you permission to change parts of the music part so long as you keep the song recognizable.

Here is the song in case you have not heard it recently.


Until tomorrow,
Sing purdy, Bryan!

Monday, August 1, 2011

Fun, Fun, Fun - Beach Boys

Bryan, we both know I have no secret intentions of you liking my Facebook statuses.

Today, my post will be for the followers.  Post in the comments what you tried and liked or disliked!

A Riddle:
Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance.  They each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room.  A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5.  He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in.  The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends.  He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day!  Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27 for the night.  We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 that was originally spent.  Where did the other dollar go?

A funny Sign:
 
Oh, the memories:

Bryan, a few days ago you asked me a question.


My answer:


Goodbye Bryan.