Question Monday on Saturday

Today, when I wasn't sure what I was going to blog about, I decided to take a nap and then blog about my dreams.  I woke up from my nap, remembered my dreams, stood up, and forgot them.  The only thing I remember was that Mr. Verhiley was there, but just saying that wouldn't be a very substantial post.

A presumably unreliable website says that seeing your teacher in a dream suggests a desire for guidance.

Today's Saturday, which means that it's time for another Question Monday!

"Why is it called drum major?"

I have no idea. Sometimes when I tell somebody that I'm a drum major, they say something like, "Oh! I've always wanted to learn how to play the drums." And I have to be like, "Actually, I don't play drums -- I command the band. I don't even think the drumline likes me very much."

"Okay, so tonight the band unleashes their music with “A Touch of Buble” or something to that jazz. See what I did there? It is funny because Jazz is a type of music, to which Buble does not play."

I think I see what you did there. Also, jazz is a type of music, to which Buble does play.

"Will you do your German project with me?"

I thought . . . you were going to do a photo album. Also, I was planning on writing a song to sing. I think we should do separate projects, and then maybe you can do an interpretive dance to my project.

"Do smileys count as words?"

Eh, I guess not. Don't go overboard.

All right, that's all of the Max questions. Let's move on.

"If you had a pony, what would you name it?"

Horse, for irony's sake. Except for its butt -- I would name its butt "Trumpet."

"Would you rather have a unicorn or a Pegasus?"

A Pegasus. Like Hank Green said, "You can ride a unicorn and it’s just a fricking horse. It’s like, would you rather have a horse or a flying horse?"

Until tomorrow, Max,
Have a great apple and sandwich!